A friend exchange:
He: I can see the resume now. Mary Mullen, House Mother.
A skilled facilitator in house management. Able to counter interpersonal conflicts amongst the stable of working women. Ability to manage appropriate schedules as well as delivering proper dietary and nutritional needs to varied mix of culinary choices from a varied ethnic mix, and stretch a food budget as needed to offer ideal choices for the women of the house.
Me: LOL… the least of me!
He: No. That’s not actually true. It’s a specific skill set. While the subject may seem offensive, it’s actually an accomplishment.
My friends are very cute, aren’t they… <3